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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 21

May 25, 2025May 25, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Landfilth and Skaphos, you can do that too!

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Svnth – Pink Noise Youth Review

April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Have you ever longed for a cold stream on a hot day? Fresh air after rain? Perhaps the fourth album from Italian blackgaze shapeshifters, Svnth, will be what you seek. Lady Inksterium certainly thinks that flower fields everywhere should be in danger. But frolicking is not a crime!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 14

April 6, 2025April 6, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Imperial Tower, Heathen Heretic, and Cradle of Filth, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 12

March 23, 2025March 23, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Aitheer, Lunar, Kazea, and Dissocia, you can do that too!

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Kazea – I, Ancestral Review

March 19, 2025March 19, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Our resident Post-Queen, Inksterium, may not realize always that post-genres call for her. However, Kazea, a Gothenburg-based trio formed by ex-members of Orochen and Hellsongs, provide a lived-in force to their debut experience I, Ancestral. But all post and no play can still made the Queen a dull monarch. Can Kazea possibly please the Crown?

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 8

February 23, 2025February 22, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Tubal Cain, Shrieking Demons, Lord Agheros, and Phrenelith, you can do that too!

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HØLLS – ILL

February 4, 2025February 4, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Inksterium has entered a stage in life where every album she takes a keen interest in doubles as a personality test. Case in point: she has recently discovered she doesn’t enjoy being teased. Here at The Goat Review, we serve full frontal postitude. Can you dig it?

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 5

February 2, 2025February 2, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Putred, Wyatt E, Besna, and Uuliata Digir, you can do that, too!

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Beneath a Steel Sky – Cleave Review

January 24, 2025January 24, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Beneath a Steel Sky’s debut, Cleave, goes far beyond being just another album title. Divided into two distinct sides, like an existential sandwich, this post rock/post metal debut seems carefully structured. It’s an A and B. It’s a start and a finish. It’s a rock and a metal. Two sides, one post-y sky!

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