The promo describes The Cimmerian as a doom/thrash band, and given Peat regards regard those two genres as going in two opposite directions, he was really curious to see just how exactly that would work. Is this genre fusion or just another midlife crisis?
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Patriarkh – Prorok Ilja Review
For the uninitiated, this band’s original name was Batushka, or at least vocalist Bartłomiej Krysiuk tried to claim it was. But after a legal battle for the rights to the name Batushka, Krysiuk lost and was forced to rename his incarnation of Batushka. But he didn’t name it Bartushka. You might just like Prorok Ilja anyway!
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$LAMUARY 2025 – Week 2
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2025! IT’S THE SECOND SLAM DOWN!
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Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our lord and savior deems worthy. Sponsored by Gerolsteiner.
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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!
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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what made his eggplant ecstatic this year!
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Blár’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Blár’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our hard-working editor actually enjoyed this year! It was not much… but less is more.
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Inksterium’s Favorite albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our hard-working editor actually enjoyed this year! Except the occasional drinkster.
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Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our melodeath hating melodeath lover deems worthy.
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Crypts of the Unknown: Capilla Ardiente – The Siege
