January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Slam IS ALWAYS ON TIME@@@
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Scuttlegoats Favorite Albums of 2025
The brave leader of Goat Review, Scuttlegoat, weighs in on the albums that stuck with him most from the 2025.
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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what music got our hype-flying bat out of 2025 hell.
Read more$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 1
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Who said we were ever going to stop????!?!?!?!??!
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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!
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Inksterium’s Favorite albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2025.
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Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Let’s take a bear’s-eye view of the year in music.
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Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2025
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what music our melodeath two-face can’t leave behind while he chucks 2025 into the garbage fire where it belongs.
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Pupil Slicer – Fleshwork Review
Fleshworks arrives with an album cover reminiscent of NIN’s art-style, and singles that sound even more commercial than Pupil Slicer’s sophomore album, Blossom. As someone who spun The Fragile on repeat for the entirety of their teenage years, the question sitting at the top of Croque’s mind then is: can Davies and co handle the commercial sound as well as a heroin-fueled Trent Reznor?
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Crypts of the Unknown: Khonsu – The Xun Protectorate
