The Last Suppuration by Indiana death mongers Protrusion is slowly growing into one of Bobo’s favorite death metal releases in the past years. Find out what a death metal-bear’s perfect riff-to-solo ratio is.
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Worm – Necropalace Review
Ketchup, Cholula, or tartar sauce? This goat knows what he wants on his plate.
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Enshine – Elevation Review
Did Enshine manage to elevate this January? Join Anti-Peat as he mulls over the melo- part of melodeath.
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Gaerea – Loss Review
Sometimes a band changes. And sometimes they change a lot. But change is not always good, and unfortunately this change left poor Cosmo at a Loss.
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Turpitude – Mordoré Review
My probably blasphemous view on black metal is that it’s best compared to chicken, not fish. That is to say–don’t serve that shit raw. Oh, I know the proud history of this genre of ours, but good production makes it all the better. Still, I’ll try anything twice, so when looking for something to take my mind off of some food poisoning, something described as emotive melodic raw black metal sounded right.
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Soen – Reliance Review
You ever known someone who has to tell you they’re reliable to remind you that they’re reliable? Well, here’s Soen doing that with melodic rock gusto, while our ol’ reliable Gator… makes it to the end. Trust us, you’ll want to, at least, read the review! We’re reliable.
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Eximperitus – Meritoriousness of Equanimity Review
Eximperitus are finally back, and their new album Meritoriousness of Equanimity brings more of the majestic riff-craft these Belarusians are known for. Killer riffs, killer vocals? Cosmo gets technical…
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$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 4
January (?) is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Slam IS ALWAYS ON TIME@@@
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Orchid Throne – Buried in Black Review
Our cranky gator found Lor back in 2020, but what will Lor’s bassist’s solo project Orchid Throne do for him? Find out here.
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Crypts of the Unknown: Incubator – McGillroy the Housefly
