The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of death metal 2024. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you! Ho! Ho! BLEEEEEEEUUUUUGH!
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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 3
Metalligator sat at his desk stumped, staring at the slowly falling snow outside the office window. “I was sure I had him this time”—a mutter escaped as he tossed aside his “Spiderman” album…
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Finally! I got the pictures of Spiderman!!!!!!
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Last call! Last call! This is the last call at The Goat Review! “Metalligator, I want pictures of Spiderman on my desk tomorrow!” Scuttlegoat yells. […]
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Alice F’s Favorite Albums of 2023
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Alice F’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our wild-card writer deems worthy.
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Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2023
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our lord and savior deems worthy.
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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2023
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy.
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Annus in Mollis – 2023 Non-Metal favorites
The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of Non-Metal 2023. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you!
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Imago Resonantia – Celebrating the Visuals of Metal in 2023
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Celebrating the Visuals of Metal in 2023. Sometimes visual art speaks louder than riffs.
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Crypts of the Unknown: Khonsu – The Xun Protectorate
