The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our melodeath hating melodeath lover deems worthy.
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Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our resident writer deems worthy. Bear with him!
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$LAMUARY 2025 – Week 1
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2025! IT’S THE FIRST SLAM DOWN!
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Imago Resonantia – Celebrating the Visuals of Metal in 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Celebrating the Visuals of Metal in 2024. Sometimes visual art speaks louder than riffs.
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Annus in Cvltus – The Year in Black Metal 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of black metal 2024. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you! Have a good squeeze if you please.
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Annus in Morte – The Year in Death Metal 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of death metal 2024. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you! Ho! Ho! BLEEEEEEEUUUUUGH!
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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 3
Metalligator sat at his desk stumped, staring at the slowly falling snow outside the office window. “I was sure I had him this time”—a mutter escaped as he tossed aside his “Spiderman” album…
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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 50
Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Ulver, Thy Catafalque, Mandroïd of Krypton, Sergeant Thunderhoof, Stenched, Pillar of Light, Moss Upon the Skull, and Lord Sin. A blowout offering for the last weekly circular of 2024!!
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Lord Sin – Confessions Review
What has our fledgling staffer gotten themselves into this time? A bag of mushrooms? Oh for heaven’s sake… at least it’s the weekend…
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Crypts of the Unknown: Khonsu – The Xun Protectorate
