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Arkhaaik – Uihtis Review

September 9, 2025September 7, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Arkhaaik’s pitch of bronze age hunting metal, complete with lyrics written in Proto-Indo-European, is one that naturally attracts skepticism. Spears up, y’all.

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Sigh – I Saw the World’s End (Hangman’s Hymn MMXXV) Review

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Did you know that Sigh’s releases continuously aim to spell out S-I-G-H with the first letter? Metalligator knows. And he also knows that even when Sigh calls on a letter from the past, they know how to make it feel like the next letter in the cycle.

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Vauruvã – Mar da Deriva Review

August 27, 2025August 24, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

There is a beautiful, dreamlike quality to Vauruvã’s take on black metal, yet it is achieved without losing bite. The inclusion of Brazilian folk and progressive passages has Anti-Peat hypnotized and floating around pleasantly in Brazil-occupied space. Come to Brazil with him!

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Caustic Wound – Grinding Mechanism of Torment

May 14, 2025May 13, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Caustic Wound faced the sophomore slump phenomenon many bands encounter after releasing a stellar debut. Their answer? Five years of silence following the superb Death Posture. That waiting strategy paid off handsomely with their newest album, Grinding Mechanism of Torment. No rust, just riffs.

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Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

May 8, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Morbific deliver exactly what their aesthetic promises: nasty, groovy death metal perfect for foul moods. Their album Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh immediately establishes its territory with a warm, yet distinctly wet sound. Morbific by name, with one foot and a blast beat into the grave.

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Imperial Triumphant – Goldstar Review

March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

EXTRA! EXTRA! Hot off the presses, New York Avant Legends Imperial Triumphant seen catering to the masses. Shorter songs. Shorter album. Numerous guest features. Gator gives it a gold star. Wait, what??

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Sleep Paralysis – Sleep Paralysis Review

February 28, 2025February 27, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

If that amazing album cover doesn’t freak you out then I don’t know what to tell you. I always find it amazing when visual art and the theme of an album gel together well, and so I was hoping that Sleep Paralysis would be a powerful statement on its theme, matching that image. A bird in the hand is better than two in the forest. Spiders tho…?

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Phrenelith – Ashen Womb

February 20, 2025February 20, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

Danish deathmongers Phrenelith have unleashed a monstrous slab of death metal with Ashen Womb, an album that immediately engulfs the listener in its suffocating atmosphere. From the opening moments, Phrenelith’s dense, unrelenting sound conjures the spirit of Immolation, bombarding my senses with a massive wall of sound. This womb is made for rockin’.

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Wyatt E – Zam​ā​ru Ultu Qereb Ziqquratu Part 1 Review

January 31, 2025January 29, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Music for staring balefully at deserts is music for staring balefully at deserts, wherever you are. Yet those Middle Eastern accents are prominent, and so too is a certain stoner drone doom vibe. Wyatt E are wearing a lot of hats here. And it’s glorious.

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