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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 3

January 19, 2025January 17, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Welcome to 2025 with another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Patriarkh and The Cimmerian, you can do that, too!

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The Cimmerian – An Age Undreamed Of Review

January 17, 2025January 17, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

The promo describes The Cimmerian as a doom/thrash band, and given Peat regards regard those two genres as going in two opposite directions, he was really curious to see just how exactly that would work. Is this genre fusion or just another midlife crisis?

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