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Scuttlegoats Favorite Albums of 2025

January 14, 2026January 14, 2026 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The brave leader of Goat Review, Scuttlegoat, weighs in on the albums that stuck with him most from the 2025.

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Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024

January 13, 2025January 16, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our lord and savior deems worthy. Sponsored by Gerolsteiner.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 19

May 12, 2024May 12, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Castle Rat, Vesperian Sorrow, Arð, and Couch Slut, you can do that too!

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