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Maud The Moth – The Distaff Review

March 4, 2025March 3, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

For the past month, all I heard was “Maud the Moth AotY”, counterpointed by the disgust of a certain caprine tyrant at such statements in early February. Suffice to say by the time I actually got to hear The Distaff, my appetite was well and truly whetted.
Is Peat singing praises or sighing into the void?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 8

February 25, 2024February 25, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Hulder, Chelsea Wolfe, and Secret you can do that too!

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Chelsea Wolfe – She Reaches Out To She Reaches Out To She Review

February 20, 2024February 20, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

As variety is the name of the game, you never know what sonic territory Wolfe explores on a new album until you press play. Will the direction of She Reaches Out To She Reaches Out To She (no this isn’t a typo) strike Croque’s fancy?

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Unlock the Crypts

Crypts of the Unknown: 2024 Vol. 1

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Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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