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Tower – Let There Be Dark Review

April 1, 2025March 31, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Facing his computer clad in a sexy troubadour cosplay, Goat can no longer deny who he is — he loves female fronted trad metal. The only thing that can tear his eyes away from Stacey Savage is another female fronted band. Sarabeth Linden from Tower steals the stage, let there be female fronted trad metal!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 9

March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Fathomless Ritual, Stygian Crown, Cyberaktif, Griffon, and Golden Core, you can do that too!

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Stygian Crown – Funeral for a King Review

February 29, 2024February 28, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Overall, I was not really sold on their debut, but Funeral for a King sees Stygian Crown return with significantly improved writing and performances, as they seem to lean into their death doom influence stronger than before. The amalgamation of death and epic doom tropes leads to a uniquely feeling album. But will it reign supreme in our Goat’s estimation?

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