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$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 2

January 16, 2026January 16, 2026 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Slam IS ALWAYS ON TIME@@@

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 40

October 15, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Disfiguring The Goddess, Seraphic Entombment, Shining, Steven Wilson, and Arborescence of Wrath, you can do that too!

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Disfiguring The Goddess – The Brutal Machine Review

October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

It is no surprise to me that an album like Disfiguring The Goddess’ newest, The Brutal Machine, has not made waves. The concoction of popular electronic music with Deathcore doesn´t really seem like the thing that the most kvlt among metal elitists would champion, even though it appears similarly extravagant. Time for some brutal reviewer machine.

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