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An Abstract Illusion – The Sleeping City Review

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

In the Gator’s semi-advanced age, a conciliary mindset directed him to pick up the promo for The Sleeping City. But pressing play on “Blackmurmur”, and sitting through seven minutes of intro before the song reaches its four minutes of actual meat had him moments away from reaching for the metaphorical knife again.

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Dissocia – To Lift the Veil Review

March 21, 2025March 20, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

How a genre that is built on experimentation and outside the box songwriting ends up sounding all the same and using the same tricks just baffles me. But once in a while, an act shows up and makes me pay attention because of their knack for individual expression. Did Dissocia just look at the handbook and throw it out the window?

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An Abstract Illusion – Woe Review

September 11, 2022October 15, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Woe to Gators who think they enjoy music.

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