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$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 1

January 9, 2026January 9, 2026 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Who said we were ever going to stop????!?!?!?!??!

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$LAMUARY 2025 – Week 4

January 31, 2025January 9, 2026 Reviewed by Blár No comments

January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2025! IT’S THE FINAL SLAM DOWN!

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