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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 3

January 21, 2024February 6, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Notochord, Svdestada, Cancer Christ, Saevus Finis, and Alluvial you can do that too!

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Cancer Christ – God is Violence Review

January 18, 2024January 18, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

In Cancer Christ’s warped denomination, our boys in blue are very much despised by the lord, Jesus legitimizes his war crimes by the size of his genitalia and the death penalty applies mostly to those of the ruling class. Satire has to hurt and Cancer Christ understand this—it is time to take off the velvet gloves. DO YOU WANNA READ A GREAT FUFUFUCKING REVIEW!

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