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Lychgate – Precipice Review

January 21, 2026January 20, 2026 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Normally, The Goat Review has policies against covering releases from the previous year when the year turns. But hold Anti-Peat’s beer, as he’s been necromanced by Lychgates frightening new machine, that permanently steals your glance once you observe it.

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Caligula’s Horse – Charcoal Grace Review

February 1, 2024January 29, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

For Caligula’s Horse, Charcoal Grace is a return to the kind of songwriting that attempts to develop a lot over their runtime of extended-length songs. This band is very adept at their vocal hooks, so it’s no surprise that they lean into the vocals for this newest album. This is NOT a horse of a different color. But it is prog!

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Haken – Fauna Review

March 12, 2023January 28, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Emerging from their recent affair with djent, Haken are reaching back to their tried and true progressive metal style that graced albums like The Mountain and Affinity, with their new album Fauna. You will find plenty of synth led shenanigans that remind of the early Haken albums. Forget the flora, this is all about the fauna!

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