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Baring Teeth – The Path Narrows Review

October 19, 2023October 21, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Baring Teeth aren’t the most trope-oriented troupe for the most part, so the challenge in reviewing The Path Narrows lies elsewhere – if this is an above average or even good example of Dissonant Death Metal, why does our Goat not find himself particularly enjoying it? Size matters.

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Sarmat – Determined to Strike Review

June 16, 2023December 26, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

After Sarmat’s debut EP surprisingly contained a Pokémon theme cover (and low-key blew my mind in the process), I had high hopes that the full-length would repeat this in a similarly sneaky way. Would other video game themes be covered, possibly similarly obscure ones? Gotta strike ’em all?

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Anachronism – Meanders Review

January 27, 2023December 19, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

That Meanders is a quality record is pretty obvious from the start. Taking and weaving their influences into something cohesive and unique is no small feat. It hits me on an emotional level, but I admit that as a musician myself, there is an intellectual bias to an album like this. Want some Bacon with that?

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