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Goblin Priest – Cryptic Monochrome Maze Crawl: a CALCULATOR PHANTASY in 1-BIT AUDIO Review

May 28, 2023September 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Only for those that like their black metal steak as RAW as it can get.

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Angelic Desolation – Orchestrionic Abortion Review

March 31, 2023December 30, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Here is a fun game for a party: Put on “Shake the Baby” off Angelic Desolation’s new album and take a shot each time the vocals or lyrics make you laugh. It takes one look at the song titles on Orchestrionic Abortion to discover that the band has a sense of humor that recalls that of a grindcore band.

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Gorod – The Orb Review

March 19, 2023December 12, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Riffs are in their essence circular, a series of chords repeated over the course of a piece of music to make it feel more coherent or to carry a theme. On The Orb, Gorod ask themselves the scientific question of “What if the riffs were even MOAR circular?”, maybe even spherical? Get a load of this jawbreaker!

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Haken – Fauna Review

March 12, 2023January 28, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Emerging from their recent affair with djent, Haken are reaching back to their tried and true progressive metal style that graced albums like The Mountain and Affinity, with their new album Fauna. You will find plenty of synth led shenanigans that remind of the early Haken albums. Forget the flora, this is all about the fauna!

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