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Annus in Cvltus – The Year in Black Metal 2024

January 6, 2025January 6, 2025 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: the year in review of black metal 2024. Your time is precious. We did the listening for you! Have a good squeeze if you please.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 21

May 26, 2024May 31, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from The Last of Lucy, Darkthrone, Pallbearer, Vale of Pnath, and Demersal, you can do that too!

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Darkthrone – It Beckons Us All……. Review

May 21, 2024May 27, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Metalligator likes A Blaze in the Northern Sky as much as the next reptile or person (Transilvanian who-now?), but with the opinion that Darkthrone albums are always hit or miss, despite their charm, will it really beckon the gator?

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This Week In Metal, 2023 Week 44

November 12, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Autopsy, Suffocation, Autarkh, Lower 13, and Plague Rider, you can do that too!

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Autopsy – Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts Review

November 7, 2023November 7, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Autopsy have a new album and it is time for The Goat to, yet again, praise the band for doing the things he would criticize other acts for. Autopsy sticks to what they know, but with Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts coming out barely a year after their last, should The Goat be concerned? Well there are guts in his teeth…

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Darkthrone – Astral Fortress Review

October 31, 2022May 19, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

I consider late era Darkthrone to be more interesting than most of their career. They have been experimenting a lot lately and to decent results. I might even go so far as to say that Old Star is my favorite Darkthrone album after A Blaze in the Northern Sky. Yes, much better than Transilvanian Munchies.

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