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Karg – Marodeur Review

May 9, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Excursions into screamo have already convinced me that black metal and punk are naturally suited for hybridization, so why not explore further? As ideas go, it makes sense to Karg and it makes sense to Peat.

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Messa – The Spin Review

April 22, 2025April 27, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The cruel, ever advancing passage of time spares no one. Three years, and a few mental breakdowns and depressive episodes later, Scuttlegoat finds himself confronted with The Spin. Will it make him turn 360 degrees around and walk away?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 10

March 10, 2024March 9, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Ministry, Second Shooter, Apogean, Ponte del Diavolo, and Ihsahn, you can do that too!

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Ponte del Diavolo – Fire Blades From The Tomb Review

March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Enter Ponte del Diavolo (Italian for Devil’s Bridge), a band that has been steadily releasing EPs since 2020 and have now ventured into the realm of their first LP. Inksterium jumped into this with no expectation and emerged from the experience utterly perplexed. This is a nation of people who seem to possess a unique grasp of religion, moody atmosphere, and the art of seamlessly blending these into music. We promise the toll is worth it.

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Unlock the Crypts

Crypts of the Unknown: Capilla Ardiente – The Siege

Current Obsessions

Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

Vacant Moley – The Programmed Obsolescence of Your Kind Review

Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

Caustic Wound – Grinding Mechanism of Torment

Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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