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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 1

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Last call! Last call! This is the last call at The Goat Review! “Metalligator, I want pictures of Spiderman on my desk tomorrow!” Scuttlegoat yells. […]

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 38

October 1, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Fabricant, Courtney Gains, Alkaloid, Terra Builder, Uada and Blood Oath, you can do that too!

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