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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 27

July 7, 2024July 13, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Restrictor Plate, Sear Bliss, and Malconfort, you can do that too! Into unsharted territories!

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Restrictor Plate – SLAMTONA 500 Review

July 1, 2024June 30, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Slam is as simplistic as it gets —barbaric, primitive, and not entirely unproblematic. And we here at Goat Review proudly celebrate these arts with our annual Slamuary tradition. But, we also ask the difficult questions, like should we also be celebrating in July?

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