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Tower – Let There Be Dark Review

April 1, 2025March 31, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Facing his computer clad in a sexy troubadour cosplay, Goat can no longer deny who he is — he loves female fronted trad metal. The only thing that can tear his eyes away from Stacey Savage is another female fronted band. Sarabeth Linden from Tower steals the stage, let there be female fronted trad metal!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 13

March 30, 2025March 29, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Imperial Triumphant, Délirant, and Savage Master, you can do that too!

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Savage Master – Dark and Dangerous Review

March 28, 2025March 28, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Savage Master has a female vocalist, Stacey Savage. Stacey Savage sits front and center more and more with every album that they release. Stacey Savage wears a snow white cosplay on the cover. The Goat is not sure that Stacey Savage has quite earned all this attention, though.

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Crypts of the Unknown: Bound and Gagged – Fornicate the Gutted

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Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

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Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

Caustic Wound – Grinding Mechanism of Torment

Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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