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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 1

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Last call! Last call! This is the last call at The Goat Review! “Metalligator, I want pictures of Spiderman on my desk tomorrow!” Scuttlegoat yells. […]

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 21

May 26, 2024May 31, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from The Last of Lucy, Darkthrone, Pallbearer, Vale of Pnath, and Demersal, you can do that too!

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Demersal – Demersal Review

May 23, 2024May 23, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

We are unsure whether the Danish heavy music scene is having a moment or if our Inksterium feels heavily targeted based purely on an LLNN love. Regardless, Demersal is here and doesn’t adhere to hardcore conventions. Kollapse is imminent.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 5

February 4, 2024February 6, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Unsouling, Massa Nera & Quiet Fear, Caligula’s Horse, Sovereign, and Hoplites, you can do that too!

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Massa Nera & Quiet Fear – Quatro Vientos // Cinco Soles Review

January 30, 2024January 29, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Are you impatient when it comes to finding new albums at the start of a new year? To be fair, we haven’t gotten particularly far into 2024—but out of everything that has passed through my ears so far, post-hardcore release Quatro Vientos // Cinco Soles has come the closest to scratching that new-music-itch. Quatro comezóns // Cinco rascadors.

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The Week In Metal, 2023 Week 42

October 29, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Cirith Ungol, Myrkur, Reverend Michael Kristin Hayter, Sühnopfer, Tardigrade Inferno, and Dreamwell, you can do that too!

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Dreamwell – In My Saddest Dreams, I Am Beside You Review

October 28, 2023October 26, 2023 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

If Screamo and elements of Math and Hardcore variety meets Post-Rock build-ups sounds like your idea of a bad gimmick, perhaps Dreamwell’s sophomore album, In My Saddest Dreams, I Am Beside You will come as a pleasant surprise. Hopefully as a good dream.

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Unlock the Crypts

Dripping – Disintegration of Thought Patterns During a Synthetic Mind Traveling Bliss

Current Obsessions

Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

Vacant Moley – The Programmed Obsolescence of Your Kind Review

Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

Caustic Wound – Grinding Mechanism of Torment

Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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