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Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024

January 10, 2025January 12, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our melodeath hating melodeath lover deems worthy.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 27

July 7, 2024July 13, 2024 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Restrictor Plate, Sear Bliss, and Malconfort, you can do that too! Into unsharted territories!

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Sear Bliss – Heavenly Down Review

July 3, 2024June 30, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

There is space for many more brass instruments in metal. We have violins galore and keys by the score but not enough brass. Happily, Sear Bliss understand this. That’s why they have a trombonist. Come, everyone, let’s look at Anti-Peat’s tromboner.

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