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Sergeant Thunderhoof – The Ghost of Badon Hill Review

December 10, 2024December 9, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

If you’re into psychedelic stoner metal and bands with names that sound like they moonlight at medieval jousts, The Ghost of Badon Hill by Sergeant Thunderhoof is for you. With a title as riveting as a wargaming brony, this album promises trippy vibes, and no curveballs about its genre.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 9

March 3, 2024March 3, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Fathomless Ritual, Stygian Crown, Cyberaktif, Griffon, and Golden Core, you can do that too!

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Golden Core – Kosmos Brenner Review

February 27, 2024February 25, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Golden Core have shoved a lot of black metal influence into their work here. At their very best they use it as a violent cathartic contrast to follow up passages of head-nodding, rumbling stoner fare. Cosmos Tremmer makes a Kosmos Brenner!

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Church of Misery – Born Under a Mad Sign Review

June 25, 2023January 20, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Church of Misery eschew the drug obsessed and occult lyrics of most stoner acts, instead focusing on serial killers, cult leaders and general psychopathy. It helps color the music. Stoned serial killers

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