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Ministry – The Squirrely Years Revisited Review

May 13, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

As a musician, sometimes you get high. Sometimes your name is Al. And sometimes you listen to one of your early albums—only to find yourself holding a new version of it with a cover featuring a squirrel with a raging boner.

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Ulver – Liminal Animals Review

December 12, 2024December 11, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The opener on Liminal Animals sounds like a statement of fatigue in its lyrics: repeated words from previous songs, the nature of sound as “Moving objects / The music they make” all the while distinct eras of Ulver clash in intuitively written songs.

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