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Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our lord and savior deems worthy.

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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2023

January 12, 2024January 12, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2023. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy.

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This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 37

September 24, 2023November 12, 2023 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Tomb Mold, Altarage, Bekor Qilish, Feral, Crawl, Ôros Kaù, and Undergang, you can do that too!

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Crypts of the Unknown: Khonsu – The Xun Protectorate

Current Obsessions

Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

Vacant Moley – The Programmed Obsolescence of Your Kind Review

Morbific – Bloom of the Abnormal Flesh Review

Caustic Wound – Grinding Mechanism of Torment

Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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