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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 20

May 18, 2025May 18, 2025 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Ministry, Caustic Wound, and Martoriator, you can do that too!

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Ministry – The Squirrely Years Revisited Review

May 13, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

As a musician, sometimes you get high. Sometimes your name is Al. And sometimes you listen to one of your early albums—only to find yourself holding a new version of it with a cover featuring a squirrel with a raging boner.

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