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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 8, 2026January 8, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!

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Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what music our melodeath two-face can’t leave behind while he chucks 2025 into the garbage fire where it belongs.

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 5

February 2, 2025February 2, 2025 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Putred, Wyatt E, Besna, and Uuliata Digir, you can do that, too!

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Uulliata Digir – Uulliata Digir Review

January 30, 2025January 29, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

I checked out Uulliata Digir on a whim, one cold Monday evening while half asleep from work. Little of what I was hearing was taken in because of this, but the vocals pierced through the tired mist of my blue-collar existence. Suddenly, Croque woke up.

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Crypts of the Unknown: Blunt Force Trauma – Vengeance for Nothing

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