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The Oldest House – A Worm Through Time

January 27, 2024January 27, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The promo sheet states that the sole creator of this EP, A.M. (what’s in a name?), conceived the music as one long piece that is supposed to be like a “huge wall of static that is creeping slowly towards you.” Fortunately for Metalligator, he did not do a good job of that. Wait, or did he? Guess you have to read to find out.

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THORN – Evergloom Review

September 14, 2023September 13, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Peering behind the intricate layering of instruments, different reverbs and generally murky production is often a band whose sound appears barbaric and violent. Evergloom indeed gets much better as it goes along and THORN has a good grasp of when to pull back the murk from time to time. Every thorn has its glee.

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