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Sleep Paralysis – Sleep Paralysis Review

February 28, 2025February 27, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

If that amazing album cover doesn’t freak you out then I don’t know what to tell you. I always find it amazing when visual art and the theme of an album gel together well, and so I was hoping that Sleep Paralysis would be a powerful statement on its theme, matching that image. A bird in the hand is better than two in the forest. Spiders tho…?

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Hasard – Malivore Review

May 12, 2023December 31, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Springing from the rib of the odd opera-with-growls project Les Chants Du Hasard, Hasard takes a more conventional approach of classical infused black metal, as weird as that is to say. The titular musician Hasard is responsible for everything here apart from a great appearance from John Steven Morgan (of Wreche fame) on piano.

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