Meet the Staff

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Scuttlegoat
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Position: Site Owner, Writer

Aka Goat Destrvctör. Bigger, faster and stronger, too; first member of the Caprae Crew. Brought up on a heavy diet of Old School Death Metal, NWoBHM and Funeral Doom. Appreciates Structure and strong craft as well as the willingness to be creative.

Favorite Bands: Iron Maiden, Bolt Thrower, Mournful Congregation

Least Favorite Genres: Power Metal without testicles

Metalligator
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Position: Writer, Site Artist

A slam-water alligator who lives on different and varied kinds of metal. Listens to every weight class of the genre but generally prefers well done mixes of genres.

Favorite Bands: Opeth, Sigh, Agalloch

Least Favorite Genres: Post Black, Stoner Sabbath Worship

Blár
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Position: Editor, Occasional Writer

A skeleton in space who likes hotdogs. Connoisseur of melancholy and dread, no disgusting happiness here! Listens to a wide variety of genres and prefer the obscure and odd.

Favorite Bands: YOB, Locrian, Ryuichi Sakamoto

Least Favorite Genres: Pirate Metal, Viking Metal and Power Metal

Alice F
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Position: Writer

Only likes punk rock. How fortunate it is that they have a horribly twisted and generous idea of what punk rock is.

Favorite Bands: Anaal Nathrakh, Gridlink, Endon, 9mm Parabellum Bullet, The Armed, Shinsei Kamattechan

Least Favorite Genres: Any orthodox extreme metal, motivational speaking, harsh noise wall

Cosmo
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Position: Writer

I like mostly techdeath, black metal, death metal, and doom. Most people say I have bad taste. I’ll give anything a try though.

Favorite Bands: First Fragment, Der Weg einer Freiheit, Gevurah, Abyssal, Convocation

Least Favorite Genres: Most prog, power metal, -core that doesn’t start with grind

Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation
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Position: Editor, Occasional Writer

Who wants to know?

Favorite Bands: Arthouse Fatso, Vortexectomy

Least Favorite Genres: Music

Terrierizor
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Position: Site Manager

Using my expertise in web development and passion for heavy metal and progressive rock to bridge the bond of metal music all over the world.

Favorite Bands: The Jelly Jam, King's X, Hadag Nahash

Least Favorite Genres: Country

Inksterium
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Position: Editor

A curious spirit living on the outskirts of ambivalence. Always trv, rarely kvlt, will consume most things post, gaze, prog.

Favorite Bands: Ulver, Opeth, GY!BE

Least Favorite Genres:

Anti-Peat
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Position: Writer

An urban scavenger cast into the wastelands. Thrives on the blend between beautiful and brutal, 90s Gothenburg melodeath, and cats.

Favorite Bands: Dark Tranquillity, Fields of the Nephilim, Dead Can Dance, At The Gates

Least Favorite Genres: Anything that sounds happy