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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 22

June 1, 2025May 31, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Act of Impalement and Full of Hell, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 19

May 11, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Vacant Moley, Diabolizer, Morbific, and Karg, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 18

May 4, 2025May 3, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of Lhaäds, Lhaäd, Lhaäd, Lhaäd, LHAÄD, Lhaäd, Lhaäd, Lhaäd! And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Lhaäd, and Lhaä—nah just kidding, Dawn of Solace, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 15+16

April 20, 2025April 18, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Rothadás, Steven Wilson, Istapp, The Infernal Deceit, and Svnth, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 13

March 30, 2025March 29, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Imperial Triumphant, Délirant, and Savage Master, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 9

March 2, 2025March 2, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Ereb Altor, Pissgrave, and Sleep Paralysis, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 7

February 16, 2025February 15, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Pentagram, Othaliël, Fleshbore, and Sabhankra, you can do that too!

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 6

February 9, 2025February 7, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from HØLLS, Häxkapell, Tormentor Tyrant, and Urfeind, you can do that too!

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$LAMUARY 2025 – Week 4

January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Reviewed by Blár No comments

January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2025! IT’S THE FINAL SLAM DOWN!

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