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Morticide – Death Cannot Hold Those with Purpose… Review

November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

The call of fresh blood persists, and a new voice from beyond the mortal veil has risen to cast judgement on that which whelms neither of the over or under variety. But can the untested figure out how one kills death?

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Ingurgitating Oblivion – Ontology of Nought Review

October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Some albums require the help from a friend. The harrowing dissonance and existential deathly throes of Ingurgitating Oblivion’s newest offering required such assistance from a mysterious figure named Scoopmeister…. which all begs the question, who up Ingurgitatin’ they Oblivion?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 39

September 29, 2024September 29, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Kanonenfieber and Unto Others, you can do that too! Off to neva nevalaaaand!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 34

August 25, 2024August 25, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Stress Angel and Void Witch, you can do that too! It’s International Bear Appreciation week here at Goat Review.

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Black Hole Deity – Profane Geometry Review

July 8, 2024July 8, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

A bear is still loose at the Goat Review HQ, it seems to sustain itself on death metal… Hyperdontia didn’t really satiate its hunger though so we threw it some Black Hole Deity.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 26

June 30, 2024June 30, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Hemorrhoid, Ulcerate, and Julie Christmas, you can do that too! Yes, that’s right, Christmas in June!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 25

June 23, 2024June 23, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Malignancy, Matrass, and Mythologik, you can do that too! This week is brought to you by the letter M.

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Matrass – Cathedrals Review

June 18, 2024June 17, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Believe me when I say that I approached Matrass initially with trepidation as the promo text declared that oft tricky “modern” goal. But Matrass then also declared that with this full-length debut, Cathedrals, they aimed to shed groove from their sound and lean heavier into post waters. So which direction are they bedding down after all?

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Hyperdontia – Harvest of Malevolence Review

June 12, 2024June 11, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

There’s a bear on the loose in Goat Review HQ, and we tried to tease him out by tossing Hyperdontia’s newest record out toward the woods. It worked, but he came back with a review. Guess it didn’t sink its teeth in…

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