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Trivax – The Great Satan Review

September 4, 2025September 3, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Whatever the reason, Trivax’s The Great Satan was a must check for me. So now we’re here, what’s there to be said about Trivax’s gentle critique of Ayatollah Khomeini’s policies through the medium of equally gentle music?

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Sijjin – Helljjin Combat Review

September 3, 2025September 2, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

“In this trying year, Helljjin Combat has become a very comfy album to just relax to”—Cosmo happily recalls his spa days in hell, having his stress relaxedly death thrashed out of him.

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Sigh – I Saw the World’s End (Hangman’s Hymn MMXXV) Review

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Did you know that Sigh’s releases continuously aim to spell out S-I-G-H with the first letter? Metalligator knows. And he also knows that even when Sigh calls on a letter from the past, they know how to make it feel like the next letter in the cycle.

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For The Pyres – At The Pyres Of Sin Review

August 29, 2025August 28, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Swedish debutants For the Pyres might be 400 km away from the capital but you can instantly hear the inspiration for much of At the Pyres of Sin. Chainsaws and meth.

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Vauruvã – Mar da Deriva Review

August 27, 2025August 24, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

There is a beautiful, dreamlike quality to Vauruvã’s take on black metal, yet it is achieved without losing bite. The inclusion of Brazilian folk and progressive passages has Anti-Peat hypnotized and floating around pleasantly in Brazil-occupied space. Come to Brazil with him!

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Changeling – Changeling Review

August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

What better a return from summer than a 1000 word sermon from the Gator on Changeling’s fierce debut album?

Welcome back! Prog’s on the menu.

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Katatonia – Nightmares as Extensions of the Waking State Review

July 15, 2025July 15, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Katatonia are no strangers to ups and downs. You could safely argue that it’s even what their music is about. But with one of the […]

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Full of Hell – Broken Sword, Rotten Shield Review

May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Broken Sword, Rotten Shield is the newest entry in Full of Hell’s eclectic musical canon. In a way, it’s a continuation of the bands previous record, which explored more noise rock-oriented textures inspired by ’90s outfits like Helmet or The Jesus Lizard. Hopefully the Helmet works too… cause the sword and shield certainly ain’t gonna cut it.

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

May 28, 2025May 28, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

2025 has, to put it bluntly, fucking sucked for me and while I’m actively working towards improving my situation, I’ve searched for music to fill that anger. It’s been a very successful quest, and I keep finding new gems to become a vital part of my rotation as a result. Today’s act is one such example: Tennessee based death metal juggernaut Act of Impalement.

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