The Daughters of the Sad Sadness Song fail to impress Cosmo.
Read more
Omnikoloss – Wandering Through Concrete Valleys Review
Black metal band finally bores Cosmo! Read all about it in today’s issue!
Read more
Die Humane – The Grotesque Review
Join the Gator, as he tries to hear anything to praise over the loud 90s worship.
Read more
Tardigrade Inferno – Arrival of a Train Review
Scuttlegoat opens an avant-garde box only to be ambushed by nu-metal.
Read more
Ethereal Void – Gods of a Dead World Review
To pose or not to pose, that is the question Ethereal Void makes our Scuttlegoat grapple with.
Read more
EABS meets Jaubi – In Search of a Better Tomorrow Review
Not too long ago EABS pianist and bandleader Marek “Latarnik” Pędziwiatr guested with Jaubi for their 2021 debut Nafs at Peace. And now, with the number of performers on In Search of a Better Tomorrow far exceeding that prior collision, this international crew looks to spread the good word of Jazz through the guise of their united regional tongues. Jazz on Jazz flexing is not a crime.
Read more
Hasard – Malivore Review
Springing from the rib of the odd opera-with-growls project Les Chants Du Hasard, Hasard takes a more conventional approach of classical infused black metal, as weird as that is to say. The titular musician Hasard is responsible for everything here apart from a great appearance from John Steven Morgan (of Wreche fame) on piano.
Read more
Nightmarer – Deformity Adrift Review
Most Dissonant Death Metal has the unfortunate effect of making Metalligator want to fall asleep but keeping him awake with cutting squeaky noises, this makes for an angry Gatorrr usually. Is it sleepy time? Not so fast.
Read more
Esoctrilihum – Astraal Constellations of the Majickal Zodiac Review
Esoctrilihum return with another exhausting opus through the cosmos, and intriguing our resident bat, Cosmo. Is this enough to slake his thirsts, or will he be trapped in the cosmos for eternity?
Read moreUnlock the Krypts
Crypts of the Unknown: 2024 Vol. 1
