Cosmo thinks Haunt need to write less safe albums, unlike all of the black metal he likes.
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Óreiða – The Eternal Review
Cosmo tries to get lost in an Icelandic black metal forest but keeps finding the pesky road again.
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Cattle Decapitation – Terrasite Review
A human-sized bug in my crater-sized soup.
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Inferion – Inequity Review
If you’re going to viking, you actually have to be a viking.
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The Ocean – Holocene Review
Trip-hoppin’ in the ocean.
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Vexing – Grand Reproach Review
Come, read about Scuttlegoat’s grand reproach of Vexings new album.
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Daughters of Sophia – ソフィアの娘たち
The Daughters of the Sad Sadness Song fail to impress Cosmo.
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Omnikoloss – Wandering Through Concrete Valleys Review
Black metal band finally bores Cosmo! Read all about it in today’s issue!
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Die Humane – The Grotesque Review
Join the Gator, as he tries to hear anything to praise over the loud 90s worship.
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Crypts of the Unknown: Incubator – McGillroy the Housefly
