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Kostnatění – Úpal Review

June 4, 2023September 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Cosmo has returned after suffering heat stroke and he’ll tell you all about how it made black metal even better.

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Burial Hordes – Ruins Review

June 4, 2023September 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

A pummeled Cosmo lives to tell the tale of these blackened deadly greeks.

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Aodon – Portraits Review

June 4, 2023August 2, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Portrait of a disintrested Gator.

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Inherus – Beholden Review

June 4, 2023July 16, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

“In her what-!?” – exclaims a bewildered Gator.

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Wytch Hazel – IV: Sacrament Review

June 4, 2023July 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Did Wytch Hazel convince our lord Goat to convert?

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Pupil Slicer – Blossom Review

June 2, 2023December 25, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Pupil Slicer’s debut, Mirrors, was a jagged burst of Grinding Mathcore (complemented with tastefully picked Electronica influences) that caught my ear for its neurotic character. Come 23, my expectations for a follow-up are unfortunately high for more of the same ilk. Blossom is not Mirrors, that much is clear. Will this release be able to blossom into its own thing?

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Tombstalker – Age of Darkness Review

May 28, 2023September 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Need to stalk smaller tombs before they can reach the big leagues.

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Goblin Priest – Cryptic Monochrome Maze Crawl: a CALCULATOR PHANTASY in 1-BIT AUDIO Review

May 28, 2023September 16, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Only for those that like their black metal steak as RAW as it can get.

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Profeci – Ubóstwo Review

May 28, 2023September 17, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Cosmo goes exploring Metal Archives and finds black metal he likes. No joke.

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