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Ulver – Neverland Review

January 28, 2026January 27, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Ulver are a strange band and Neverland is another strange question mark under their belt. Starting out with its left field album cover, Neveland marks another shift in the band’s direction. This time we are in full deconstruction mode, floating in a vast space of possibility (or an abyss of it).

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Enduring Revery – Rhythmic Reciprocity Review

January 22, 2026January 22, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The mix of genres and general feel of Carrier is still here, but Gibson has this time opted for a slightly leaner experience and focused on making some of the songs tighter in progression and intent.

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Lychgate – Precipice Review

January 21, 2026January 20, 2026 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Normally, The Goat Review has policies against covering releases from the previous year when the year turns. But hold Anti-Peat’s beer, as he’s been necromanced by Lychgates frightening new machine, that permanently steals your glance once you observe it.

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Scuttlegoats Favorite Albums of 2025

January 14, 2026January 14, 2026 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The brave leader of Goat Review, Scuttlegoat, weighs in on the albums that stuck with him most from the 2025.

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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 12, 2026January 11, 2026 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what music got our hype-flying bat out of 2025 hell.

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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 8, 2026January 8, 2026 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!

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Inksterium’s Favorite albums of 2025

January 7, 2026January 7, 2026 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Inksterium’s Favorite Albums of 2025.

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Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 6, 2026January 8, 2026 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Bobo Dupla’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Let’s take a bear’s-eye view of the year in music.

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Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2025

January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Anti-Peat’s Favorite Albums of 2025. Find out what music our melodeath two-face can’t leave behind while he chucks 2025 into the garbage fire where it belongs.

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