Our cranky gator found Lor back in 2020, but what will Lor’s bassist’s solo project Orchid Throne do for him? Find out here.
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The Ruins of Beverast – Tempelschlaf Review
Some bands are great enough to make Scuttlegoat rise through the January sludge of slam-diving. After all, why not take a break with some quality music when $lamuary fails to deliver? But sometimes shit hits the fan even after they escape the sewers.
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Invictus – Nocturnal Visions Review
Join Bobo for his morning seminar on bear nutrition. Start by grounding your breakfast with some Noctrunal Visions, before you move on to the D that Invictus graces your tastebuds with.
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$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 3
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Slam IS ALWAYS ON TIME@@@
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January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Slam IS ALWAYS ON TIME@@@
Read more$LAMUARY 2026 – Week 1
January is a time for resolution, reflection, new beginnings, and SLAM. We don’t discriminate: if it slams, we jam. Join us for Slamuary at The Goat Review to DROP HAMMERS ON 2026! Who said we were ever going to stop????!?!?!?!??!
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Crypts of the Unknown: 2024 Vol. 1
