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An Abstract Illusion – The Sleeping City Review

October 17, 2025October 17, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

In the Gator’s semi-advanced age, a conciliary mindset directed him to pick up the promo for The Sleeping City. But pressing play on “Blackmurmur”, and sitting through seven minutes of intro before the song reaches its four minutes of actual meat had him moments away from reaching for the metaphorical knife again.

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This Week In Metal, 2025 Week 41

October 12, 2025October 19, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Amorphis, Morke, and Paradise Lost, you can do that too! Pop open a fresh bottle of German bubbly water and enjoy.

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Amorphis – Borderland Review

October 6, 2025October 5, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Being a metalhead of the generation that recognizes “Black Winter Day” within seconds, Anti-Peat has always had an interest in what Amorphis are doing. But when they enter the progressive borderlands of taste, will they still make him feel the deathly chills?

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Octoploid – Beyond the Aeons Review

July 15, 2024July 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Somewhere deep in a Finish archipelago on a breezy and mild summer’s day a smorgasbord is taking place. At a wooden table surrounded by many Finns sits a metal loving bat. Looking more closely he has a huge grin on his face as 70s aesthetic sauce is dripping all over his chicken parm sandwich. Will you join him? Is this the sauce of the summer?

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Wolfheart – King of the North Review

September 18, 2022April 27, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Tuomas Saukkonen‘s albums all sound the same. This is both good and not so good depending on the result. At worst it can feel like […]

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Crypts of the Unknown: Capilla Ardiente – The Siege

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