The Goat Review presents an annual special: Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our lord and savior deems worthy. Sponsored by Gerolsteiner.
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Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2024
The Goat Review presents an annual special: Metalligator’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our resident artist/writer deems worthy. Bon appétit!
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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 3
Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Notochord, Svdestada, Cancer Christ, Saevus Finis, and Alluvial you can do that too!
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Cancer Christ – God is Violence Review
In Cancer Christ’s warped denomination, our boys in blue are very much despised by the lord, Jesus legitimizes his war crimes by the size of his genitalia and the death penalty applies mostly to those of the ruling class. Satire has to hurt and Cancer Christ understand this—it is time to take off the velvet gloves. DO YOU WANNA READ A GREAT FUFUFUCKING REVIEW!
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Crypts of the Unknown: Bound and Gagged – Fornicate the Gutted
