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Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024

January 13, 2025January 16, 2025 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Scuttlegoat’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what our lord and savior deems worthy. Sponsored by Gerolsteiner.

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Last Call at the Goat Press 2024, Part 3

December 18, 2024December 19, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Metalligator sat at his desk stumped, staring at the slowly falling snow outside the office window. “I was sure I had him this time”—a mutter escaped as he tossed aside his “Spiderman” album…

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Har – Cursed Creation Review

August 28, 2024August 27, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

If the metal ain’t ferocious Cosmo doesn’t want it! But Har seems to have stirred and shaken him with their debut album Cursed Creation.

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Crypts of the Unknown: Lorn – Arrayed Claws

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Ritual Ascension – Profanation of the Adamic Covenant Review

Vacant Moley – The Programmed Obsolescence of Your Kind Review

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Act of Impalement – Profane Altar Review

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