Skip to content

The Goat Review

The Goat Review

  • Meet the Staff
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
The Goat Review
  • All
  • Annual Lists
  • Crypts of the Unknown
  • Live Report
  • Review
  • Special Feature
  • State of the Blog
  • Weekly Circulars

Grand Cadaver – Deities of Deathlike Sleep Review

September 5, 2023September 4, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

For all the talented people involved in Grand Cadaver (featuring members from Dark Tranquility and Katatonia, among other bands), their mission statement is simple: to write Death Metal songs that are conceived spontaneously and quickly, letting their passion for the music guide the way. Grand Cadaver are anything but sleepy.

Read more
  • Review

This Week in Metal, 2023 Week 34

September 3, 2023September 3, 2023 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Deitus, Horrendous, Tongues, The Night Eternal, Mizmor, or 夢遊病者, you can do that too!

Read more
  • Weekly Circulars

Tongues – Formløse Stjerner Review

August 29, 2023September 1, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Tongues hits many taste centers with uncanny precision. From salty waves of Doom riffs echoing on the back half to spicy Death Metal outbursts to the sour and dramatic tremolo riffs of Black Metal… Tongues has licks. Taste the black metal.

Read more
  • Review

Horrendous – Ontological Mysterium Review

August 26, 2023September 1, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator

Rather than being a clear evolution, Ontological Mysterium comes off as a gross mutation. The album cover preemptively states this as the three skinless faces of Horrendous’ logo have merged into something altogether darker. Red is the new black.

Read more
  • Review

Gateway – Galgendood Review

June 26, 2023October 23, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Atmosphere. The way metalheads use the word sends shivers down my spine and immediately, I associate it with lazy, repetitive writing and unnecessary amounts of reverb. Gateway to the atmo-sphere?

Read more
  • Review

Sarmat – Determined to Strike Review

June 16, 2023December 26, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

After Sarmat’s debut EP surprisingly contained a Pokémon theme cover (and low-key blew my mind in the process), I had high hopes that the full-length would repeat this in a similarly sneaky way. Would other video game themes be covered, possibly similarly obscure ones? Gotta strike ’em all?

Read more
  • Review

Nithing – Agonal Hymns Review

June 13, 2023December 23, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Nithing are a side and solo project by Vitriol’s drummer, Matt Kilner. Nithing could fall into a similar category as that band. That’s it. There’s Nithing more to say.

Read more
  • Review

Torture Rack – Primeval Onslaught

June 11, 2023February 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Torture Rack are in the lineage of bands like Undergang for sure. Their music has a slight hardcore bent and ultimately just revolves around beating people up aurally. Itching for a good beating?

Read more
  • Review

Garoted – Bewitchment of the Dark Ages Review

June 11, 2023April 21, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Garoted was a completely unknown band to me prior to listening to their newest album, and I’m glad I picked this up. Featured prominently on […]

Read more
  • Review

Posts navigation

«Previous Posts 1 … 14 15 16 17 18 Next Posts»

Unlock the Crypts

Crypts of the Unknown: Bound and Gagged – Fornicate the Gutted

Current Obsessions

Sigh – I Saw the World’s End (Hangman’s Hymn MMXXV) Review

Sijjin – Helljjin Combat Review

Fell Omen – Caelid Dog Summer Review

Arkhaaik – Uihtis Review

Der Weg einer Freiheit – Innern Review

©  Brought to you by Gerolsteiner.