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Black Hole Deity – Profane Geometry Review

July 8, 2024July 8, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

A bear is still loose at the Goat Review HQ, it seems to sustain itself on death metal… Hyperdontia didn’t really satiate its hunger though so we threw it some Black Hole Deity.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 26

June 30, 2024June 30, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Hemorrhoid, Ulcerate, and Julie Christmas, you can do that too! Yes, that’s right, Christmas in June!

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Ulcerate – Cutting the Throat of God Review

June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Stylistic shifts present issues for bands and can be great when they work. Unfortunately, some bands miss the mark entirely. Ulcerate is one such band who had a drastic style change. But you know what they say, if you’ve tempted the Gods with change, all you gotta do is cut their throats.

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 25

June 23, 2024June 23, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Malignancy, Matrass, and Mythologik, you can do that too! This week is brought to you by the letter M.

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Mythologik – Blood in the Sky Review

June 20, 2024June 19, 2024 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Texan duo Mythologik proclaim that Blood in the Sky features a mix of melodic blackened death metal musical tendencies with aggressive/soaring vocals like 80s thrash metal. And you know what, these Texans have some of those 80s thrash metal tendencies in the music too. We reckon, anyway. Grab the thrash bull by the horns!

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Malignancy – Discontinued Review

June 19, 2024June 28, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Mid comes in different shades and within mid, different permutations of a basic 5/10 can be found. Some albums have great ideas, but squander their potential elsewhere. Others are extremely by the numbers, containing no surprises and only catering to hardcore fans of their chosen style. Nevertheless, the world can’t discontinue the mid. In mid we trust!

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 24

June 17, 2024June 16, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Incipient Chaos, Árstíðir Lífsins, Botanist, and Hyperdontia, you can do that too!

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Hyperdontia – Harvest of Malevolence Review

June 12, 2024June 11, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

There’s a bear on the loose in Goat Review HQ, and we tried to tease him out by tossing Hyperdontia’s newest record out toward the woods. It worked, but he came back with a review. Guess it didn’t sink its teeth in…

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Gig Report: Wolves in the Throne Room – EartH Hall London, 31 May 2024

June 6, 2024June 7, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Inkster reluctantly left the venue when the gig ended, wishing to have stayed for a few more songs, and dreading the journey back home. Find out what makes reality dissolve if only for a short while in this timely gig report.

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