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Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2024

January 12, 2025January 8, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

The Goat Review presents an annual special: Cosmo’s Favorite Albums of 2024. Find out what made his eggplant ecstatic this year!

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Adversarial – Solitude with the Eternal… Review

May 31, 2024May 30, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

It’s a great year to be a blackened death metal fan. There’s been an embarrassment of riches within this microgenre so far — Diabolic Oath, Endless Loss, Heresiarch, to name a few — and we haven’t reached the halfway point of the year yet. So how will Adversarial’s new album Solitude with the Eternal… fare in this blackened treasure trove?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 15

April 14, 2024April 17, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from BRUTALISM, Diabolic Oath, Manasseh, Replicant, and Altar of Betelgeuze, you can do that too!

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Diabolic Oath – Oracular Hexations Review

April 11, 2024April 9, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Offering the listener a few seconds of respite before annihilating them with megalithic riffs, opener “Rusted Madness Tethering Misbegotten Haruspices” does a fantastic job setting the tone for the rest of the album: biblical-level annihilation. Riffs on riffs on riffs are the order of the day here! Needless to say, Cosmo is very excited about this one.

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