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Typhonian – The Gate of the Veiled Beyond Review

October 15, 2024October 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

I haven’t heard bands worshiping Unleashed, specifically Across the Open Sea era before, so that was a nice surprise upon pressing play and listening to the first proper track after the intro. However, this is not a short album, and while the music is largely serviceable, not everything works.

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Suffer – Grand Canvas of the Aesthete Review

April 3, 2024April 3, 2024 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Grand Canvas of the Aestethe sees no love lost on Carcassian Heartwork-isms thickened with the slime of grooves straight out of Morbid Angel’s Domination. When these two styles mix together successfully like the rasping vocal cadence over the grand death metal groove, Suffer may free you from this mortal coil. But do they earn a death (metal) certificate of success?

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Warcrab – The Howling Silence Review

November 4, 2023November 5, 2023 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

The Howling Silence is definitely very easy to listen to. The material grooves and very little about it is inoffensive. Safe to say, this Warcrab will not leave you shell-shocked.

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Feral/Crawl – Made As Those Who Are No Longer Alive Review

September 23, 2023September 22, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

“Where the Dead Flesh Whispers” is a perfect example of Swedeath I would like to hear more of, and if Crawl continue in this same Crust-meets-Grinding Death Metal vein for their upcoming album, it will be a worthwhile release. Feral, on the other hand… find out what grind Cosmo’s gears.

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Grand Cadaver – Deities of Deathlike Sleep Review

September 5, 2023September 4, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

For all the talented people involved in Grand Cadaver (featuring members from Dark Tranquility and Katatonia, among other bands), their mission statement is simple: to write Death Metal songs that are conceived spontaneously and quickly, letting their passion for the music guide the way. Grand Cadaver are anything but sleepy.

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