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Moonlight Sorcery – Horned Lord of the Thorned Castle Review

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

Like straight out of a time capsule from the late 1990s or early 2000s, Moonlight Sorcery come bursting onto the scene with their debut album Horned Lord of the Thorned Castle. This could be the band that fans of early Children of Bodom or Wintersun have been looking for over the past 20 years. September keeps on giving *eggplant emoji*.

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Hexvessel – Polar Veil Review

October 2, 2023October 11, 2023 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Polar Veil caught my attention simply by breaking the ice with distorted guitar in its first preview track. Hexvessel has used this before (and its members are no strangers to Metal), but Blackened Doom Metal was really not something I expected to hear from these guys. Not just another Black Metal Monday.

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Kalmah – Kalmah Review

June 11, 2023February 17, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

It was only during a short stint with a local melodeath band that Scuttlegoat decided to reevaluate his bias towards the melodic death metal and gave Kalmah another chance. Did the Finns convince him?

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Wolfheart – King of the North Review

September 18, 2022April 27, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

Tuomas Saukkonen‘s albums all sound the same. This is both good and not so good depending on the result. At worst it can feel like […]

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