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Belnejoum – Dark Tales of Zarathustra Review

April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 Reviewed by Bobo Dupla No comments

What happens when a bear tries to widen his palate with some symphonic black metal? Will it be perfectly charred or will it make him wish for death?

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This Week In Metal, 2024 Week 36

September 8, 2024September 8, 2024 Reviewed by Inksterium No comments

Another week, another round of metal reviews in the bag. Words are tough, so we assembled the highlights. And if you want to read the latest reviews for the new offerings from Grendel’s Sÿster, Evilyn, Fleshgod Apocalypse, and Dark Tranquillity, you can do that too!

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Fleshgod Apocalypse – Opera Review

September 5, 2024September 4, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

There will always be a special place in Cosmo’s heart for Fleshgod Apocalypse, since it was one of the first bands that he fell in love with in his formative years. But will their latest aria bridge the gap between fanbat and metal connoisseur?

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