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Der Weg einer Freiheit – Innern Review

September 11, 2025September 11, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

2017 was a year of discovery for Cosmo. He learned a lot about himself, grew as a person, but more importantly discovered what would become his favorite black metal band of all time, Der Weg einer Freiheit. And now that DWeF is back? Well, he never really stopped stroking that stiff black metal eggplant of his…

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Sijjin – Helljjin Combat Review

September 3, 2025September 2, 2025 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

“In this trying year, Helljjin Combat has become a very comfy album to just relax to”—Cosmo happily recalls his spa days in hell, having his stress relaxedly death thrashed out of him.

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Changeling – Changeling Review

August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Reviewed by Metalligator No comments

What better a return from summer than a 1000 word sermon from the Gator on Changeling’s fierce debut album?

Welcome back! Prog’s on the menu.

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Karg – Marodeur Review

May 9, 2025May 8, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

Excursions into screamo have already convinced me that black metal and punk are naturally suited for hybridization, so why not explore further? As ideas go, it makes sense to Karg and it makes sense to Peat.

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The Infernal Deceit – The True Harmful Black Review

April 17, 2025April 16, 2025 Reviewed by Anti-Peat No comments

If there is one period and sound in metal history that gets Anti-Peat going like a small kid in a sweet shop, it’s 1990s Sweden. But can you get too much of a good thing? Join Anti-Peat as he tries to eat some German cuisine consisting of salty Swedish fish with a side of meatballs.

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Defeated Sanity – Chronicles of Lunacy Review

November 27, 2024November 26, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Scuttlegoat just knew Chronicles of Lunacy would be good, and it led him to almost being resigned to it — “I was not excited or looking forward to it, I simply accepted that it would be good”. Oh, the drum performance! Beating some sense into your liking…

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Typhonian – The Gate of the Veiled Beyond Review

October 15, 2024October 14, 2024 Reviewed by Cosmo No comments

I haven’t heard bands worshiping Unleashed, specifically Across the Open Sea era before, so that was a nice surprise upon pressing play and listening to the first proper track after the intro. However, this is not a short album, and while the music is largely serviceable, not everything works.

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Ingurgitating Oblivion – Ontology of Nought Review

October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 Reviewed by Trans-dimensional Being of Extreme Punctuation No comments

Some albums require the help from a friend. The harrowing dissonance and existential deathly throes of Ingurgitating Oblivion’s newest offering required such assistance from a mysterious figure named Scoopmeister…. which all begs the question, who up Ingurgitatin’ they Oblivion?

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Kanonenfieber – Die Urkatastrophe Review

September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Reviewed by Scuttlegoat No comments

Kanonenfieber barely qualify for the blackened death metal moniker. Their interpretation of war is one of pathos, bittersweet glory, and they express it in a matter both melodic and anthemic. And they sound surprisingly similar to Amon Amarth. Nothing like a good Viking raid in the trenches.

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